Before we get all angry about our roads these days, ever wondered what it would be like to be a full-time for hire driver?
It would mean that time is money, and there is no time to waste while on the hunt for passengers, peak hour surcharges, driving around mechanically with fierce purpose. It is much the same for all the other workers in the sharing-economy – the Deliveroo motorbikes, e-scooters and now, hoverboards and the Redmart vans, minivans and trucks.
This has made our roads literal warzones, filled with folks whose time means money, driving around like zombies, and then, we have the folks on regular wages, battling for the safety of their lives. Strangely ironic because the former would be the ones who would have to worry about their health much more with their cavalier driving because they cannot afford any downtime and most of them lack sufficient health and life insurance coverage or CPF.
Yes, give way to them because they are on a mission – mindless driving and more driving and they expect you to read their minds (they will be coming through) because there is no way they will be thinking much about you, in their zombie states.
What is the point of having curved lane markings or merging lanes? Accident rates only go up because no one cares about them, especially the zombies?
How different would this be from a friend’s preoccupied wife who obsesses daily over coupon codes, constantly checking for the latest discounts or timed-sales or the free Starbucks coffee on the 100-odd apps she has on her phone, that she has happily sacrificed her privacy and details for? Another zombie friend spent 9 mindless hours in Sentosa trying to catch some silver Pokemons last month? Fans are dreaming of Pokemons, no doubt, because Pokemon is coming for you in your sleep with their newest zombie snare.
Yet how much different would they be to the zombie investors out there, with their need to be fully invested because there is no time to lose on bond coupons, fretting on bond maturities and the end of the coupon stream, begging for insight into the next bond to buy, with zero probability of default, but still pays a 5% return?
‘My own personal opinion is that more damage to the world comes from the cognitive glitches than does from malevolence…. There are a million tricks the human mind plays on its owner. That’s what causes stupidity.’ -Charlie Munger
Our brains are damaged more than ever and congratulations to those born pre-1975 because it seems those were the peak IQ years for the world and it has been a steady decline since which can be attributed by experts to “changes in the education system and media environment, nutrition, reading less and being online more”.
It is not just brains because “Medical schools are noticing a decline in students’ dexterity, possibly from spending time swiping screens rather than developing fine motor skills through woodworking and sewing”.
Horrifying? It cannot be worse than the markets because everything revolves around Trump’s impulsive Twitter account that works 16 hours a day that made all the events after the 24th of May feel like a surreal Twilight Zone reboot, our rationale and reality relentlessly challenged, to be pummeled into submission as we give up and just stop thinking to just react on wild animal instinct.
Source : Bloomberg
The system of politics and politically aligned central banks has made investors akin to Pavlovian dogs, conditioned to await the next offer of stimulus, evidenced in the past week when investors did the usual “zombie rally” after Fed chair Powell did not exactly promise rate cuts if trade wars affected the economy but was interpreted to be dovish.
Source : FT
It is nothing short of incredible! In October 2018, he was about balance sheet reduction to continue and rate hikes in 2019 before the flash crash in December 2018 then come January 2019, they change rhetoric to flexible on balance sheet and patience on rate hikes before caving in March 2019 to end balance sheet reduction and decide no rate hikes till 2020. Now in June 2019, they are ready to cut interest rates?
“We live in a world where the Federal Reserve and the Treasury Secretary and financial advisors tell the American investor, “we have your back.”” Michael Batnick
Source : Twitter feed of StockCats
Now markets would be caught dead if they did not react to the next bit of news feed and we can safely say we have reached Zombie-nation state. Because on Friday, we had the US May Non-Farm Payrolls that missed expectations and stocks soared on renewed rate cut hopes. The price discovery mechanism is undoubtedly broken – stocks up, bonds up and gold higher.
Source : Straits Times
What else happened?
The largest ever 1 day inflow of US$ 1.5 bio into U.S. junk bond ETF right after Powell’s speech which nearly matches the record weekly inflow of US$ 1.8 bio in January this year.
Source : Bloomberg
Markets are clearly getting used to it.
“When the S&P rallies back to new highs the Fed will hold off on cutting rates until the S&P corrects at which time it will signal a rate cut after which the S&P will rally back to new highs at which point the Fed will not cut rates after all but then the S&P corrects again and…” Charlie Bilello on Twitter
It is between Trump and the Fed.
We read on Twitter, trading in 2019 is like “If I put this position on, what can Trump Tweet to f**k it up”. And we find out a week later, Trump decided to put off tariffs indefinitely after Mexico agreed to do what was agreed upon months ago?
Source : NY Times
2 years ago, the reactions would border on outrage but after 3 years of Trump, the Internet is just amused because sometime last night Trump also said the Moon was part of Mars.
Source : Donald Trump on Twitter
“The S&P closed today 3% higher than when Trump tweeted last Thursday he’d hit Mexico with tariffs. Trump should just threaten a new country with tariffs each week then “resolve” the non-issue he created. S&P will hit 5,000 by year end”, Hipster on Twitter.
“Maybe Trump is a genius, after all. What if he finally gets the steep Fed rate cuts he has been demanding? After that, he ends the trade wars, tariffs go to zero, and the stock market surges to new highs — just in time for the 2020 election!” David Rosenberg on Twitter
We are not even remotely surprised about Thailand where the government spokesman reportedly said, “The Prime Minister also recommends everyone read the Thai edition of Animal Farm. It’s a book that offers good advice on how to live our lives”, sometime last month.
This is the best environment for zombie companies to thrive. Zombie companies defined on Wikipedia as “indebted businesses that, although generating cash, after covering running costs, fixed costs (wages, rates, rent) they only have enough funds to service the interest on their loans, but not the debt itself.”
Renowned finance pundit of Grant’s Interest Rate Observer fame, Jim Grant, commented in a recent interview that “as it turns out, the corporate living dead, as a share of the broad S&P 1500 index, are close to 14%”, the S&P 1500 referring to the S&P 500, 400 and 600 combined. And he was right back in April that the Fed cannot raise interest rates in this brave new world. For the record, UBER is a zombie stock too.
Factor Research put the percentage of zombie stocks as at Nov last year at 8%, counting only companies whose market cap is above US$ 500 mio.
Source : Factor Research
Another un-zombie-fied mind, the freshly retired chief economist of the European Central Bank also warned this week that the “lack of trust in institutions and danger of ever-spreading protectionism” means “Central Banks May Have Trouble in New World Order”.
Source : Bloomberg
In Singapore, we are informed that the rough (unverified) number is about 25%, some 200 odd companies out of the 700 odd listed in the exchange, that are running negative EBITA. That is not too alarming considering that 80% of U.S. IPO’s are loss making, according to Bernstein, match pre dot-com bubble era, including mega-IPO’s like UBER.
Source : Bianco Reseach
Moving on to the other side of the trade war, China, stocks are holding on well despite the worst earnings season on record.
Source : SCMP
It only can happen in China! And it won’t surprise us anymore than Donald Trump’s tweets.
- Kangmei Pharmaceutical, one of China’s biggest drugmakers, overstated cash holdings by US$4.5 bio
- Chuying Agro-Pastoral, one of China’s biggest pig farmers, said it had run out of money to buy food for the pigs which resulted in “many unexpected deaths of pigs” although the loss written off would account for 90% of their herd
- Shanghai Zhongyida, a machinery manufacturer, was unable to locate its chairman and senior executives or financial books
“No economics textbook I know that was written in the first couple of thousand years that discussed even the possibility that you could have this sort of situation continue and have all variables stay more or less the same” Warren Buffet
Source : CNBC
We finally arrive at the zombie economy with Global PMI below the expansionary 50 point mark for the first time since October 2012 as the US economic expansion will break a new record if data survives till July this year.
Source : Zerohedge
Source : Michael McDonough on Twitter
There are all signs of a protracted slowdown ahead but markets are living on the expectation of central bank and Donald Trump intervention. Trade Is slowing, South Korea, the Gold/Silver ratio and inverted yield curves are all signs. Crude oil is down 22% from its high in April and global semiconductor sales have plunged 24% from their highs.